You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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