He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
