imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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She even gives head with a lisp.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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