I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
That's intense
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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