...so i touched it.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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