Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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