I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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