Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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