That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
i believe in u and ur pee
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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