Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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