Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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