can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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