It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
