1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
As shirtless as possible
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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