I don't think brook has ever known best
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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