I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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