i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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