That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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