she was so not down for the gang bang
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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