Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I'm really busy with my period
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