am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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