Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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