You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Operation Purity has been aborted
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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