call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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