just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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