Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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