At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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