I just threw up on my dentist
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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