you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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