I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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