Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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