we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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