Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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