so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I need a burrito and a hug.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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