is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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