I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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