I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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