I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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