I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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