I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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