I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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