I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
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you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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