Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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