Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
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i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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