walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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