You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
