you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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