This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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