well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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