Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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