when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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