So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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