Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....