watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just gift wrapped bread.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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