it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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