Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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