But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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