Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So much Jack, so little girl.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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